President Obama's "Back to School" speech contains dangerous amounts of hope and inspiration: Republicans.

The controversial speech has been denounced by Republicans as "unnecessarily inspirational" and "disturbingly apolitical".

Washington D.C. - September 7th 2009

By David Sutherland for SarcasticDBag.Blogspot.com

For decades, American public schools have oppressed and hindered the dreams of millions of children, dimming countless bright lights and inspiring a culture of mediocrity, and it looks like Republican leaders hope to keep it that way.

"There's no justifiable reason for parents to subject their children to a presidential address in the classroom" said a visibly irate Tim Pawlenty, the outspoken governor of Minnesota.

Governor Pawlenty, who is rumored to be a Republican candidate for the 2012 presidential election, lashed out against Obama's "Back to School" speech that is set to air in classrooms across the nation today.

"This speech is an outrage," Pawlenty yelled to reporters, "and it's the absolute height of liberal arrogance to think that one man can inspire the American youth with a passionately delivered, well composed message that relates directly to their interests and needs."

Pawlenty wasn't the only politician upset with President Obama's speech, and Florida GOP Chairman Jim Greer expressed his concern with the controversial issue of inspiring children.

"Call me old fashioned, but I don't think the government should be interfering with our children and telling them that they can accomplish anything if they work hard and study," Pawlenty said. "Children should have the right to chose the ways in which they acquire inspiration, and they shouldn't be forced to deal with the public option that President Obama clearly supports."

"When I was in 12th grade, President Reagan instilled in me real American values, namely that Russia was evil, and crack-heads were going to kill us all, and I turned out all right."

Spokespersons for both Pawlenty and Greer said that the two are traveling to Washington to support their constitutional right to bear arms during President Obama's prime-time speech to congress about health care reform.

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Written by David Sutherland for SarcasticDBag.Blogspot.com

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