Kanye West and Lady Gaga's "Fame Kills" Tour Cancelled

So that's how Live Nation can afford to give their artists so much money: they fired all their publicists and just use Twitter.

Speculation about the cancellation:

- Poor presale sales?

- Kanye wants to focus on recording and relaxing? Fame does kill, right?

- I've heard some rumblings about Lady Gaga wanting to back out.

- I'mma let you tour: the "Fame Kills" tour was interrupted by another, better tour. "Yo, Lady Gaga, I'm really happy for you, but the Glow in the Dark tour was the best tour of all time!"

- Blame it on the Goose, blame it on the Henny? Perhaps rehab is in Kanye's future?

- The fake blood and bat-shit insane fabric shortage in the U.S. put a stop to production on Lady Gaga's tour wardrobe?

Who knows?

Kanye West x Lady Gaga = The Fame Kills Tour

I wish I had a license to print money.

Kanye West and Lady Gaga are set to share equal billing with no opener on the Fame Kills Tour which kicks off in Phoenix on November 10th.

If you're interested, tickets go on sale tomorrow, which lends credence to the conspiracy theories behind Kanye West's recent stage-crashing publicity-grabbing actions.

And way to quell those gay rumors Ye. Nothing says straight like touring with a gay icon!

Dates:

Nov. 10 – Phoenix, AZ @ US Airways Center
Nov. 11 – San Diego, CA @ Vegas Arena
Nov. 13 – Las Vegas, NV @ Madalay Bay Events Center
Nov. 15 – Anaheim, CA @ Honda Center
Nov. 16 – Los Angeles, CA @ Staples Center
Nov. 18 – Sacramento, CA @ ARCO Arena
Nov. 19 – San Jose, CA @ HP Pavilion
Nov. 24 – Vancouver, BC @ General Motors Place
Nov. 26 – Calgary, AB @ Pengrowth Saddledome
Nov. 28 – Edmonton, AB @ Rexall Place
Nov. 29 – Saskatoon, SK @ Credit Union Centre
Dec. 2 – Denver, CO @ Pepsi Center
Dec. 4 – St. Louis, MO @ Scottrade Center
Dec. 9 – Miami, FL @ American Airlines Arena
Dec. 11 – Atlanta, GA @ Philips Arena
Dec. 12 – Greensboro, NC @ Greensboro Coliseum Complex
Dec. 13 – Norfolk, VA @ Scope
Dec. 16 – Worcester, MA @ DCU Center
Dec. 18 – Philadelphia, PA @ Wachovia Center
Dec. 19 – Baltimore, MD @ 1st Mariner Arena
Dec. 20 – Buffalo, NY @ HSBC Arena
Dec. 22 – E. Rutherford, NJ @ IZOD Center
Dec. 26 – Hartford, CT @ XL Center
Dec. 30 – Washington, DC @ Verizon Center
Jan. 3 – Uniondale, NY @ Nassau Coliseum
Jan. 6 – Toronto, ON @ Air Canada Centre
Jan. 8 – Kanata, ON@ Scotiabank Place
Jan. 11 – Montreal, QC @ Bell Centre
Jan. 14 – Auburn Hills, MI @ Palace of Auburn Hills
Jan. 16 – Chicago, IL @ United Center
Jan. 19 – New Orleans, LA @ New Orleans Arena
Jan. 21 – San Antonio, TX @ AT&T Center
Jan. 22 – Houston, TX @ Toyota Center
Jan. 24 – Dallas, TX @ American Airlines Center

How can Kanye out-flamboyant this?